Now we've got that out of our systems we're pleased to offer our first Xmas deal, both of Andi and Alexander's Premier League Diaries (This Does Not Slip and Are You An Ostrich?) for just £10.99, a saving of £9! Give someone you love the gift of sarcasm, wit and irrelevance this Christmas.
Bringing together 44 writers to talk about the team that made them fall in love with the game, this anthology gets to the heart of a love affair. From World Cup winners to teams that don't exist, from international giants to non-league legends, this is how we ended up Falling for Football.
Practical advice on watching the game in all manner of locations via stories of Easyjet, Dagenham Dan, eating 37 sausages and becoming manager of the England Fans Senior team with less than spectacular results, this is your Passport to Football.