By Andi Thomas and Alexander Netherton

Remember the 2013/14 Premier League season? Steven Gerrard's quick tumble, Manchester United's long collapse and Manchester City's remorseless pursuit of the title? No? Us neither, which is where this helpful Premier League Diary steps in. Use it to relive every missed handshake and defensive meltdown, to remind yourself of the classic moments of schadenfreude, hatred and contempt you felt for the assortment of chumps, charlatans and chancers playing out the 2013/14 season. Each copy includes some jokes of an adequate nature, more than one hundred exclusive footnotes, plus a list of all your favourite journalists' preferred vegetables. Yes, he went with okra.

Author Bio

When not writing the Diary, Andi Thomas is a features writer for SB Nation Soccer. He has also written for the Mirror, Football 365, The Blizzard, The Score, In Bed With Maradona and other places. In 2012 he was named Blogger of the Year by the Football Supporters' Federation. Alexander Netherton is a football writer whose work has appeared in The Times, The Mirror, Eurosport and Football365.